Using Folder actions to print from Classic Quark?

[morkinator]

As many of you are familiar with, printing to a laserprinter from Quark in the Classic layer is so slow it's painful . To speed up the process, I've been making PDFs via Acrobat, then dragging the pdfs to printer center. Problem is, I have to keep an eye on the Classic printmonitor so that I will remember to move the pdf to Print Center.

What I want is a Folder action that will activate once a new pdf is written (and not the .tmp file) and move, copy or open it in Printer Center so that I save a step and have it print both a pdf and a hard copy through the Quark print dialog.

My Applescript skills are nil, so talk slow and use small words.