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fazstp · 06-28-2009, 08:00 PM

Based solely on the popularity of the Twilight series it seems that what women want is an old fashioned gentleman capable of killing them who chooses not to

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Jay Carr · 07-06-2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by fazstp


	Based solely on the popularity of the Twilight series it seems that what women want is an old fashioned gentleman capable of killing them who chooses not to .

I knew Justin Timberlake was a vampire!

fazstp · 08-15-2009, 09:06 PM

This paper was submitted by some clearly frustrated recipients of spam solicitations for research papers (warning language): GMOYFML.

fazstp · 08-20-2009, 12:02 AM

Pumpkin Soup

Ingredients

1 x Leek - Sliced
2 x Cloves Garlic - Sliced
3 x Tomatoes - Diced
1/2 x Butternut Pumpkin - Diced
2/3 Cup x Red Lentils - Cleaned, sorted and rinsed
4 Teaspoons x Stock Powder
1 Teaspoon x Ground Cumin
1/3 Teaspoon x Ground Turmeric
Black Pepper Ground to taste
Olive Oil
Boiled water

Cover the bottom of a large soup pot with olive oil. Brown the leek and garlic. Add the chopped tomatoes and stir into leek and garlic. Add pumpkin and enough boiled water to cover the pumpkin. Stir and add lentils, cumin, turmeric and pepper. Cover and simmer for about an hour. Stir frequently to avoid lentils sticking to the bottom. Add more water as required.

Prior to serving use a stick blender to blend all ingredients to a thick, creamy consistency.

fazstp · 09-15-2009, 09:21 PM

Yaay mangoes are coming into season.

Jay Carr · 09-16-2009, 02:40 PM

It's hard to eat Lime Yogurt during cold season, reminds me too much of what's coming out of my nose...

fazstp · 01-28-2010, 07:58 PM

It's funny they need a six digit pin to access my phone messages but only four digits to access my money.

NovaScotian · 01-28-2010, 08:42 PM

I think one of the most annoying phrases in current use is "... to raise awareness ....". What the hell's that mean?

Jay Carr · 01-28-2010, 09:41 PM

Every now and again, I feel my phone ringing (vibrating) and I reach into my pocket only to find out that the phone is on the desk in front of me. What is wrong with me?

fazstp · 01-28-2010, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jay Carr


	Every now and again, I feel my phone ringing (vibrating) and I reach into my pocket only to find out that the phone is on the desk in front of me. What is wrong with me?

Maybe it's like a phantom limb thing? You may be getting too attached to your phone

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Jay Carr · 01-28-2010, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by fazstp


	Maybe it's like a phantom limb thing? You may be getting too attached to your phone .

And I've only had this iPhone for two weeks...

Jokotai · 01-29-2010, 04:40 AM

It's syncing with your consciousness...

tw · 01-29-2010, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jokotai


	It's syncing with your consciousness...

yeow - I always knew that someday technology would tap into Jung's collective unconscious, but I thought I had a few years yet...

EatsWithFingers · 01-29-2010, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Jay Carr


	Every now and again, I feel my phone ringing (vibrating) and I reach into my pocket only to find out that the phone is on the desk in front of me. What is wrong with me?

I get this all the time too. It's like your brain pays more attention to the nerves in the part of your leg which the phone rests against and the result is lots of false-positives.

Jay Carr · 01-29-2010, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by EatsWithFingers


	I get this all the time too. It's like your brain pays more attention to the nerves in the part of your leg which the phone rests against and the result is lots of false-positives.

That's not a bad theory at all. Makes me want to ask a neurologist...

NovaScotian · 01-29-2010, 02:04 PM

I think a lot more things like that get programmed in. When a nursing mother's baby cries, she begins to dribble milk; ready to roll.

aehurst · 01-29-2010, 05:44 PM

If the world's leading scientists want to come to my house and explain global warming, they're going to need a dog team and a sled to do it !

cwtnospam · 01-29-2010, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by aehurst


	If the world's leading scientists want to come to my house and explain global warming, they're going to need a dog team and a sled to do it !

I presume that somewhere on their way back from your house they will discover that one data point is all that's needed to prove or disprove a scientific theory.

NovaScotian · 01-29-2010, 08:51 PM

I'm with AEH

ditto the dog sled. We're getting the Northern version of the storm that's dumping on him.

tw · 01-29-2010, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NovaScotian


	I'm with AEH ditto the dog sled. We're getting the Northern version of the storm that's dumping on him.

Oh, yeah, I know what you mean. it dropped almost to 55 here last night. horrible, just horrible.

06-28-2009, 08:00 PM	#81
fazstp MVP Join Date: May 2004 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,576	Based solely on the popularity of the Twilight series it seems that what women want is an old fashioned gentleman capable of killing them who chooses not to . __________________ Inspire you of think the elephant dint Inspire you of think the elephant dint

08-15-2009, 09:06 PM	#83
fazstp MVP Join Date: May 2004 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,576	This paper was submitted by some clearly frustrated recipients of spam solicitations for research papers (warning language): GMOYFML. __________________ Inspire you of think the elephant dint Inspire you of think the elephant dint

08-20-2009, 12:02 AM	#84
fazstp MVP Join Date: May 2004 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,576	Pumpkin Soup Ingredients 1 x Leek - Sliced 2 x Cloves Garlic - Sliced 3 x Tomatoes - Diced 1/2 x Butternut Pumpkin - Diced 2/3 Cup x Red Lentils - Cleaned, sorted and rinsed 4 Teaspoons x Stock Powder 1 Teaspoon x Ground Cumin 1/3 Teaspoon x Ground Turmeric Black Pepper Ground to taste Olive Oil Boiled water Cover the bottom of a large soup pot with olive oil. Brown the leek and garlic. Add the chopped tomatoes and stir into leek and garlic. Add pumpkin and enough boiled water to cover the pumpkin. Stir and add lentils, cumin, turmeric and pepper. Cover and simmer for about an hour. Stir frequently to avoid lentils sticking to the bottom. Add more water as required. Prior to serving use a stick blender to blend all ingredients to a thick, creamy consistency. __________________ Inspire you of think the elephant dint Inspire you of think the elephant dint

09-15-2009, 09:21 PM	#85
fazstp MVP Join Date: May 2004 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,576	Yaay mangoes are coming into season. __________________ Inspire you of think the elephant dint Inspire you of think the elephant dint

09-16-2009, 02:40 PM	#86
Jay Carr Hall of Famer Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Springfield, MO, USA Posts: 3,110	It's hard to eat Lime Yogurt during cold season, reminds me too much of what's coming out of my nose... __________________ ~ Long ago I was called Zalister, keep that in mind when reading responses to my old posts.

01-28-2010, 07:58 PM	#87
fazstp MVP Join Date: May 2004 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,576	It's funny they need a six digit pin to access my phone messages but only four digits to access my money. __________________ Inspire you of think the elephant dint Inspire you of think the elephant dint

01-28-2010, 08:42 PM	#88
NovaScotian League Commissioner Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Halifax, Canada Posts: 5,156	I think one of the most annoying phrases in current use is "... to raise awareness ....". What the hell's that mean? __________________ 17" MBP, OS X; 27" iMac, both OS X 10.10.x (latest)

01-28-2010, 09:41 PM	#89
Jay Carr Hall of Famer Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Springfield, MO, USA Posts: 3,110	Every now and again, I feel my phone ringing (vibrating) and I reach into my pocket only to find out that the phone is on the desk in front of me. What is wrong with me? __________________ ~ Long ago I was called Zalister, keep that in mind when reading responses to my old posts.

01-29-2010, 04:40 AM	#92
Jokotai Prospect Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Spartanburg, SC Posts: 13	It's syncing with your consciousness...

01-29-2010, 02:04 PM	#96
NovaScotian League Commissioner Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Halifax, Canada Posts: 5,156	I think a lot more things like that get programmed in. When a nursing mother's baby cries, she begins to dribble milk; ready to roll. __________________ 17" MBP, OS X; 27" iMac, both OS X 10.10.x (latest)

01-29-2010, 05:44 PM	#97
aehurst MVP Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Sherwood, Arkansas, USA Posts: 1,320	If the world's leading scientists want to come to my house and explain global warming, they're going to need a dog team and a sled to do it ! __________________ iMac, 2.66 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 4GB

01-29-2010, 08:51 PM	#99
NovaScotian League Commissioner Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Halifax, Canada Posts: 5,156	I'm with AEH ditto the dog sled. We're getting the Northern version of the storm that's dumping on him. __________________ 17" MBP, OS X; 27" iMac, both OS X 10.10.x (latest)