POLL: Favorite simpsons quotes - Page 7

schneb · 11-11-2005, 04:35 PM

Opu flew with Homer all the way to India to ask an important question of the Quidkimart Overlord.

Overlord: Welcome my sons, you may ask 3 questions...
Homer: Are you really the Quickimart Overlord?
Overlord: Yes
Homer: Really?
Overlord: Yes
Homer: You?
Overlord: Yes. Thank you, come again.
Opu: Sir, what should...
Overlord: Thank you, come again.

Outside...

Homer: Was he really the Quickimart Overlord?

What an incredibly funny episode that was!

yellow · 11-11-2005, 04:45 PM

Skinner says: " I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it. "

oroberts · 11-12-2005, 04:35 AM

Lisa: I wish for world peace
Homer: Lisa, that was very selfish of you!

pantherman13 · 11-12-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:


	He said, "This small ____ family." It was the episode where they recapped over the simpsons family life.

Kentucky. And it was the "Behind the Laughter" episode

pantherman13 · 11-12-2005, 10:00 PM

I think my 2 favorite episodes are 1.) When Homer gets a computer and becomes a Mr. X ( Ironically, the computer is a Macintosh. You can from the Start-up chime, system noises, 2 of which are "sosumi" and "Eeep" Fav. Quote from that episode is:
Man: Why did you think a big ballon would stop people?
Woman: Shut-up! Thats why!

2nd favorite is when Homer makes his own internet company call "Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net" But the best is when Bill Gates comes to see Homer:

Marge: Homer, Bill Gates is here.
Homer: Bill Gates?! Billion computer nerd Bill Gates!? Oh my God! Quick get on his site Marge, I don't want this to look like a 2bit operation!
Marge: Hmmmm....

Bill Gates walks in followed by two nerdy looking, rather large men

Bill Gates: Mr. Simpson.
Homer: You don't look so rich.
Bill Gates: Oh, don't let the hair-cut fool you, I am exceedingly wealthy
Homer: What do you want?
Bill Gates: Your company has been brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net does, so rather than risk competing with you, I simply decided to buy you out.

Homer and Marge talk privately

Homer: This is it Marge. I've poored my heart and soul into this company and now its finally paid off. We're rich! Richer than astronauts!
Marge: Homer, quiet or you'll queer the deal
Homer: Oh right.
Homer ( To Bill Gates ): I reluctantly accept your offer.
Bill Gates: Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys.

The two nerdy men begin smashing the contents of Homer's desk

Homer: Hey, what the hell is going on?
Bill Gates: Oh, I didn't get rich by writing alot of checks!
Bill begins laughing hysterically

yellow · 11-12-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pantherman13


	2nd favorite is when Homer makes his own internet company call "Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net"

I much prefer his other ideas.. "CutCo", "EdgeCom", or "InterSlice"

InterSlice.. now there's a cool name.

Jay Carr · 11-13-2005, 04:35 AM

Homer - To continue press any key... hmm, where's the 'any key'?

Ralphy - That's my sand box, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

*Next quote rated PG-13...but it's so funny...to me.

Set up. Lisa luanches a rocket with a note attached to it for reasons that shall go unexplained. The rocked ends up going into the power plant and lands in Mr. Burns coat.

Mr. Burns - Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!

Smithers - You didn't have to tell me that sir.

As a side note, there is a scene out there were the Comic Book guy is accessing the value of a bunch of Star Wars memorabilia. It's obviously worth millions, but he offers five bucks and Bart intervenes. Does anyone know this quote at all? I think it's funny, but I can't find it. Yellow?

ArcticStones · 11-13-2005, 05:28 AM

Well, the Simpson’s it ain’t, but I can’t resist:

“How important are the visual arts in our society? I feel strongly
that the visual arts are of vast and incalculable importance. Of course
I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art.”

– Kermit the Frog, muppet

ArcticStones · 11-13-2005, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mervTormel


	To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. – Homer Simpson

Ah, that brings a bit of nostalgia…

The university I attended (UC Davis), had a place where students could seek academic help from their peers. It was a fine program called The First Resort.

Anyways, when a pub was established on campus, after a considerable amount of debate (and applause – from students and faculty alike), they held a contest to give it a name.
The winner was: The Last Resort.

Unfortunately, we don’t get the Simpsons on any of the four channels on my TV set here in Norway. Heck, I feel intellectually underprivileged!!

ArcticStones · 11-13-2005, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by schneb


	Overlord: Welcome my sons, you may ask 3 questions... Homer: Are you really the Quickimart Overlord? Overlord: Yes Homer: Really? Overlord: Yes Homer: You? Overlord: Yes. Thank you, come again. Opu: Sir, what should... Overlord: Thank you, come again.

Reminds me of a story about a lawyer and a client:

Q: How much do you charge?
A: Two hundred dollars for three questions.
Q: Isn’t that a bit expensive?
A: No. And your third question?

tlarkin · 02-15-2007, 03:35 PM

ya sorry I went there

http://www.2spare.com/item_61333.aspx

fazstp · 02-15-2007, 04:13 PM

Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?

Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain". Just ask this scientician.

Scientician: Uhhh...

Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive. Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

tlarkin · 02-15-2007, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fazstp


	Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy? Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain". Just ask this scientician. Scientician: Uhhh... Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive. Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Great quote, RIP Phil Hartman

Wee_Guy · 02-15-2007, 05:06 PM

Homer is in a room with a lady, hooked up to a lie detector.

Woman tells Homer the stuff they say before starting asking questions etc...

Woman: "Okay, Homer do you understand?"
Homer: "Yup!"
Lie detector: BOOM! (explodes)

Sparks come out of lie detector.

Wee_Guy · 02-15-2007, 05:14 PM

I will probably use one of these quotes as my signature!

Keep 'em comin

Daniel_C · 02-15-2007, 05:19 PM

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Daniel_C · 02-15-2007, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wee_Guy


	Homer is in a room with a lady, hooked up to a lie detector. Woman tells Homer the stuff they say before starting asking questions etc... Woman: "Okay, Homer do you understand?" Homer: "Yup!" Lie detector: BOOM! (explodes) Sparks come out of lie detector.

If I remember correctly that woman was Scully from the xfiles.

blubbernaut · 02-15-2007, 08:34 PM

Oh the joy of this thread!

In Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington I think it's called:

Faith gives the Simpsons their VIP badges.

Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places other tourists never see.
Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for?
Faith: Important.
Homer: Ooh. How about the `V'?
Faith: Very.
Homer: Oh. And Miss, just one more question.
Faith: Person.
<pause>
Homer: Ah... What does the `I' stand for again?

blubbernaut · 02-15-2007, 08:45 PM

Just thought of another one!

Moe: I'm sorry Homer, but I've been planning this vacation for years. I'm finally going to see Easter Island!
Homer: Oh...Easter Island, The place with the giant heads?
Moe: With the giant what now?

schneb · 02-16-2007, 11:50 AM

Ralphie is skipping along with his box of Star Wars collectibles. He trips and falls.

"I bent my Wookie."

11-11-2005, 04:35 PM	#121
schneb MVP Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Redlands, CA Posts: 2,300	Opu flew with Homer all the way to India to ask an important question of the Quidkimart Overlord. Overlord: Welcome my sons, you may ask 3 questions... Homer: Are you really the Quickimart Overlord? Overlord: Yes Homer: Really? Overlord: Yes Homer: You? Overlord: Yes. Thank you, come again. Opu: Sir, what should... Overlord: Thank you, come again. Outside... Homer: Was he really the Quickimart Overlord? What an incredibly funny episode that was! __________________ Tour Israel and Jordan via CD-ROM

11-12-2005, 04:35 AM	#123
oroberts Triple-A Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 198	Halloween Episode - Monkey's Paw Lisa: I wish for world peace Homer: Lisa, that was very selfish of you!

11-12-2005, 10:00 PM	#125
pantherman13 All Star Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 558	I think my 2 favorite episodes are 1.) When Homer gets a computer and becomes a Mr. X ( Ironically, the computer is a Macintosh. You can from the Start-up chime, system noises, 2 of which are "sosumi" and "Eeep" Fav. Quote from that episode is: Man: Why did you think a big ballon would stop people? Woman: Shut-up! Thats why! 2nd favorite is when Homer makes his own internet company call "Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net" But the best is when Bill Gates comes to see Homer: Marge: Homer, Bill Gates is here. Homer: Bill Gates?! Billion computer nerd Bill Gates!? Oh my God! Quick get on his site Marge, I don't want this to look like a 2bit operation! Marge: Hmmmm.... Bill Gates walks in followed by two nerdy looking, rather large men Bill Gates: Mr. Simpson. Homer: You don't look so rich. Bill Gates: Oh, don't let the hair-cut fool you, I am exceedingly wealthy Homer: What do you want? Bill Gates: Your company has been brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net does, so rather than risk competing with you, I simply decided to buy you out. Homer and Marge talk privately Homer: This is it Marge. I've poored my heart and soul into this company and now its finally paid off. We're rich! Richer than astronauts! Marge: Homer, quiet or you'll queer the deal Homer: Oh right. Homer ( To Bill Gates ): I reluctantly accept your offer. Bill Gates: Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys. The two nerdy men begin smashing the contents of Homer's desk Homer: Hey, what the hell is going on? Bill Gates: Oh, I didn't get rich by writing alot of checks! Bill begins laughing hysterically __________________ "Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me... Jim."

11-13-2005, 05:28 AM	#128
ArcticStones Moderator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Norway Posts: 3,152	Well, the Simpson’s it ain’t, but I can’t resist: “How important are the visual arts in our society? I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast and incalculable importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art.” – Kermit the Frog, muppet

02-15-2007, 03:35 PM	#131
tlarkin League Commissioner Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 11,352	thread resurrection!!!!! ya sorry I went there http://www.2spare.com/item_61333.aspx

11-11-2005, 04:45 PM	#122
yellow Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,677	Skinner says: " I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it. "

11-13-2005, 04:35 AM	#127
Jay Carr Hall of Famer Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Springfield, MO, USA Posts: 3,110	Homer - To continue press any key... hmm, where's the 'any key'? Ralphy - That's my sand box, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. *Next quote rated PG-13...but it's so funny...to me. Set up. Lisa luanches a rocket with a note attached to it for reasons that shall go unexplained. The rocked ends up going into the power plant and lands in Mr. Burns coat. Mr. Burns - Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket! Smithers - You didn't have to tell me that sir. As a side note, there is a scene out there were the Comic Book guy is accessing the value of a bunch of Star Wars memorabilia. It's obviously worth millions, but he offers five bucks and Bart intervenes. Does anyone know this quote at all? I think it's funny, but I can't find it. Yellow?

02-15-2007, 04:13 PM	#132
fazstp MVP Join Date: May 2004 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,576	Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy? Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain". Just ask this scientician. Scientician: Uhhh... Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive. Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

02-15-2007, 05:06 PM	#134
Wee_Guy Major Leaguer Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 495	Homer is in a room with a lady, hooked up to a lie detector. Woman tells Homer the stuff they say before starting asking questions etc... Woman: "Okay, Homer do you understand?" Homer: "Yup!" Lie detector: BOOM! (explodes) Sparks come out of lie detector.

02-15-2007, 05:14 PM	#135
Wee_Guy Major Leaguer Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 495	I will probably use one of these quotes as my signature! Keep 'em comin

02-15-2007, 05:19 PM	#136
Daniel_C Triple-A Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Orleans Posts: 186	Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. __________________ Home: Dual 2GHz G5 Tower/ 2 Gigs RAM / GeForce 6800 GT DDL Work: MacBook 2GHz Core Duo / 2 Gigs RAM

02-15-2007, 08:34 PM	#138
blubbernaut MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,863	Oh the joy of this thread! In Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington I think it's called: Faith gives the Simpsons their VIP badges. Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places other tourists never see. Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for? Faith: Important. Homer: Ooh. How about the `V'? Faith: Very. Homer: Oh. And Miss, just one more question. Faith: Person. <pause> Homer: Ah... What does the `I' stand for again? Last edited by blubbernaut; 02-15-2007 at 08:39 PM.

02-15-2007, 08:45 PM	#139
blubbernaut MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,863	Just thought of another one! Moe: I'm sorry Homer, but I've been planning this vacation for years. I'm finally going to see Easter Island! Homer: Oh...Easter Island, The place with the giant heads? Moe: With the giant what now?

02-16-2007, 11:50 AM	#140
schneb MVP Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Redlands, CA Posts: 2,300	Ralphie is skipping along with his box of Star Wars collectibles. He trips and falls. "I bent my Wookie." __________________ Tour Israel and Jordan via CD-ROM