POLL: Favorite simpsons quotes - Page 5

Leo_de_Wit · 11-14-2003, 06:26 AM

Googled for simpson quotes (110,000 hits!),
and found this site:
Simpson's Quotes , Simpson's Quotations, Simpson's Sayings - Famous Quotes and Famous Sayings Network

Not the best Simpson quotes, but a wealth of various other quotes:
Bumper Sticker Quotes
Famous Last Words Quotes
Math Quotes
to just name some!

Leo

GruvDOne · 11-26-2003, 03:53 PM

"I don't get mad, I get stabby!"
-Fat Tony

tlarkin · 11-26-2003, 03:58 PM

Max Power doesn't cuddle.

Where did you get the name max power?

I got it off the blow dryer.

-Homer

yellow · 11-26-2003, 04:02 PM

<snicker> Max Power! </snicker>

GruvDOne · 11-26-2003, 04:50 PM

"Mr. Plow, that's my name,
that name again is Mr.Plow."

-Homer

tlarkin · 11-26-2003, 08:09 PM

(during the monkey knife fight)

<slash>
Moe: Aww! He ain't pretty no more.

...later on

Mr Burns: Furious George what happened? Smithers this monkey will need 80% of your skin.

GruvDOne · 11-26-2003, 08:56 PM

"Seeeeeee myyyyyy vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest"

tlarkin · 11-26-2003, 09:34 PM

Quote:


	Originally posted by GruvDOne "Seeeeeee myyyyyy vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest"

HAHAHAHA man Mr Burns rules! I forgot about that whole song until you just mentioned it.

GruvDOne · 11-28-2003, 01:02 AM

Quote:


	Originally posted by tlarkin HAHAHAHA man Mr Burns rules! I forgot about that whole song until you just mentioned it.

No doubt, Instant classic!

"Save me Jeebus!"
-Homer

filburt1 · 12-08-2003, 09:55 AM

Quote:


	Originally posted by GruvDOne No doubt, Instant classic! "Save me Jeebus!" -Homer

"Jesus, Allah, Budda, I love you all!"

and of course,

"Save me, Mr. X! No wait, I'm Mr. X. Aw..."

schneb · 12-09-2003, 12:01 PM

Homer reaches under the couch to find a peanut he dropped, instead he finds a $20 bill...
"Twenty dollars? Aww, I wanted a peanut."
Tilt to brain.
"Wait, twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
Back to Homer.
"Explain!"
Back to brain.
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Back to Homer.
"Woohoo!"

Another...

Picking up dealt cards in poker.
"Doh... doh... doh... doh... I mean... wooohooo..."

Another...

In court, Bart feels guilty for not testifying. Looking at the jury, he knows what they are thinking about him. He looks to Homer...

"I know you can read my thoughts, son. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."

Another...

"Musicians, is there anything they don't know."

Another...

"Ooooh, he card read good."

There are so many, folks.

tlarkin · 12-09-2003, 01:44 PM

(homer goes back to school)

<teacher>...And you can see that the donut is turning purple that is was filled with calories and must have been delicious.

<homer> NOOOOOO!

I saw some guy with a T-shirt the other day that said "F@*K Shelbyville". I think that the guy may have made it himself but it was still cool

Timo · 12-09-2003, 03:47 PM

[Homer in a moral quandry sees a halo that looks like a donut]

"I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious."

"Ah, sweet liquor, eases the pain." -- Troy McClure

schneb · 12-09-2003, 05:20 PM

A math-wiz friend of mine postulated that the universe was torus-shaped. He laughed outloud when I told him that on a Simpsons episode, Stephen Hawking was intrigued by Homer's view of the universe being shaped like a donut.

schneb · 12-12-2003, 04:57 PM

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." - Homer

yellow · 01-07-2004, 06:51 PM

"Aww.. Nothing good ends in -eum. Good things end in -mania and -teria!" Homer

earmuffs · 01-09-2004, 10:44 PM

"thats the kind of dog you have to feed every day" (homer to bart)

"i think i just downloaded onto my internet". refering to the great invention that lines swimming trunks (lenny to carl, or is it carl to lenny?)

marge-how are the kids going to get home
homer- I dont know, interrnet?

homer- now im not a praying man, but if you're out there, HELP ME SUPERMAN!!!

marge-whats that sound (explosions from the alcohol homer is making in the garage)
homer- oh, it must have been that...bean i had for dinner. BLAMO!!, POW!!! (but the best part is that he is wearing the reading glasses)

and lastly

homer- oh did you hear they got the internet on computers these days?

schneb · 01-12-2004, 01:11 PM

A clarification to earmuff's quote.

Lenny and Carl did indeed talk about this new invention called the "internet", which is the netting found inside of swimsuits. When wearing the suits, they were freaked out by Homer's plunge into the shallow quarry from a high cliff. Lenny's quote is...

"Yeah, I just logged-on my internet."

yellow · 04-05-2004, 03:30 PM

Episode: Marge vs. The Monorail

Quote:


	Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you! Homer: Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist. Marge: It's not Batman!!

breen · 04-05-2004, 04:17 PM

Probably never been a link to the Church Times on OSXhints before. . .

Quote:


	A 15th-century pew in a Suffolk church is being called the “Simpsons pew” after parishioners noticed a striking resemblance to Marge Simpson. . .

b.

11-26-2003, 03:53 PM	#82
GruvDOne Triple-A Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Port Hueneme, CA Posts: 90	"I don't get mad, I get stabby!" -Fat Tony __________________ Will Frazier Motion Graphics Designer Will's Works Mac Pro \| 12 x 2.66 GHz \| 40GB \| Quadro K-5000(Mac) \| OSX 10.8.4

11-26-2003, 03:58 PM	#83
tlarkin League Commissioner Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 11,352	Max Power doesn't cuddle. Where did you get the name max power? I got it off the blow dryer. -Homer __________________ sudo make me a sammich

11-26-2003, 04:50 PM	#85
GruvDOne Triple-A Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Port Hueneme, CA Posts: 90	"Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr.Plow." -Homer __________________ Will Frazier Motion Graphics Designer Will's Works Mac Pro \| 12 x 2.66 GHz \| 40GB \| Quadro K-5000(Mac) \| OSX 10.8.4

11-26-2003, 08:09 PM	#86
tlarkin League Commissioner Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 11,352	(during the monkey knife fight) <slash> Moe: Aww! He ain't pretty no more. ...later on Mr Burns: Furious George what happened? Smithers this monkey will need 80% of your skin. __________________ sudo make me a sammich

11-26-2003, 08:56 PM	#87
GruvDOne Triple-A Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Port Hueneme, CA Posts: 90	"Seeeeeee myyyyyy vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest" __________________ Will Frazier Motion Graphics Designer Will's Works Mac Pro \| 12 x 2.66 GHz \| 40GB \| Quadro K-5000(Mac) \| OSX 10.8.4

11-14-2003, 06:26 AM	#81
Leo_de_Wit Triple-A Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mierlo, Holland Posts: 120	Googled for simpson quotes (110,000 hits!), and found this site: Simpson's Quotes , Simpson's Quotations, Simpson's Sayings - Famous Quotes and Famous Sayings Network Not the best Simpson quotes, but a wealth of various other quotes: Bumper Sticker Quotes Famous Last Words Quotes Math Quotes to just name some! Leo

11-26-2003, 04:02 PM	#84
yellow Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,677	<snicker> Max Power! </snicker>

12-09-2003, 12:01 PM	#91
schneb MVP Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Redlands, CA Posts: 2,300	Sorry I'm Late on This One... Homer reaches under the couch to find a peanut he dropped, instead he finds a $20 bill... "Twenty dollars? Aww, I wanted a peanut." Tilt to brain. "Wait, twenty dollars can buy many peanuts." Back to Homer. "Explain!" Back to brain. "Money can be exchanged for goods and services." Back to Homer. "Woohoo!" Another... Picking up dealt cards in poker. "Doh... doh... doh... doh... I mean... wooohooo..." Another... In court, Bart feels guilty for not testifying. Looking at the jury, he knows what they are thinking about him. He looks to Homer... "I know you can read my thoughts, son. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow." Another... "Musicians, is there anything they don't know." Another... "Ooooh, he card read good." There are so many, folks. __________________ Tour Israel and Jordan via CD-ROM

12-09-2003, 01:44 PM	#92
tlarkin League Commissioner Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 11,352	(homer goes back to school) <teacher>...And you can see that the donut is turning purple that is was filled with calories and must have been delicious. <homer> NOOOOOO! I saw some guy with a T-shirt the other day that said "F@*K Shelbyville". I think that the guy may have made it himself but it was still cool __________________ sudo make me a sammich

12-09-2003, 03:47 PM	#93
Timo Triple-A Player Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 72	[Homer in a moral quandry sees a halo that looks like a donut] "I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious." "Ah, sweet liquor, eases the pain." -- Troy McClure

12-09-2003, 05:20 PM	#94
schneb MVP Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Redlands, CA Posts: 2,300	A math-wiz friend of mine postulated that the universe was torus-shaped. He laughed outloud when I told him that on a Simpsons episode, Stephen Hawking was intrigued by Homer's view of the universe being shaped like a donut. __________________ Tour Israel and Jordan via CD-ROM

12-12-2003, 04:57 PM	#95
schneb MVP Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Redlands, CA Posts: 2,300	"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." - Homer __________________ Tour Israel and Jordan via CD-ROM

01-07-2004, 06:51 PM	#96
yellow Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,677	"Aww.. Nothing good ends in -eum. Good things end in -mania and -teria!" Homer

01-09-2004, 10:44 PM	#97
earmuffs Prospect Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17	"thats the kind of dog you have to feed every day" (homer to bart) "i think i just downloaded onto my internet". refering to the great invention that lines swimming trunks (lenny to carl, or is it carl to lenny?) marge-how are the kids going to get home homer- I dont know, interrnet? homer- now im not a praying man, but if you're out there, HELP ME SUPERMAN!!! marge-whats that sound (explosions from the alcohol homer is making in the garage) homer- oh, it must have been that...bean i had for dinner. BLAMO!!, POW!!! (but the best part is that he is wearing the reading glasses) and lastly homer- oh did you hear they got the internet on computers these days? Last edited by earmuffs; 01-09-2004 at 10:51 PM.

01-12-2004, 01:11 PM	#98
schneb MVP Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Redlands, CA Posts: 2,300	A clarification to earmuff's quote. Lenny and Carl did indeed talk about this new invention called the "internet", which is the netting found inside of swimsuits. When wearing the suits, they were freaked out by Homer's plunge into the shallow quarry from a high cliff. Lenny's quote is... "Yeah, I just logged-on my internet." __________________ Tour Israel and Jordan via CD-ROM