I feel the same....

Maybe it was mikey who wrote the email. :rolleyes:

Mikey doesn't write e-mail. The bits just form out of fear.
Of course, this is a simplification of what really happens. In actuality the laws of physics and space / time are warped by Mikey's presence, such that his will is realized.

Good to see this thread back. I thought it was hilarious.

Mikey-San never gets a 404 - Page not found error. He knows where everything on the Internet is.

In fact, Google only has one real employee: Mikey-San. Everyone else is just there to stare at his awesomeness. That is why Google is such a good company to work for.

Mikey doesnt use usb drives, he puts his finger on his mac and the data is already there

# Mikey-San doesn't have to boot into "single-user" mode to unset the 'schg' flag.

Edit: Oops sorry, false alarm - in Leopard, any admin can use 'sudo' to do that so Mikey-San powers are not required. But whereas any garden variety admin can use 'sudo sysctl -w kern.securelevel=1' to tighten things up, Mikey-san has implemented the custom 'm-schg' flag of his own design which can only be unset by popping the cover of the hard drive and flipping the bit manually with a toothpick.

and so it continues

#Mikey-San only has one item on his dock and it's titled "What I'm thinking right now".

# It may surprise you to learn that Mikey-San doesn't even know what a "mouse click" is. But I wouldn't make fun of him if I were you -- Mikey-San doesn't know what a "mouse click" is only because his mouse never runs out of bullets.

LOL!

I really want someone to stumble on this thread and wonder who the heck this Mikey-San guy is anyway.

# If mikey san doesnt like you, he blue screen's your ass

Oh, come on. Even Mikey wouldn't go so low as to make me a Windows user...right?

...its mikey..why do you think we had blue screens of death with leopard.. o.o

If you want to contact Mikey-San, just pipe stdout to /dev/null and begin typing.

(in case this is too odd, look at Mikey's location on any of his posts)

If that is where Mikey-San actually exists...I have to wonder, has he transcended the natural word?

Status: UNCONFIRMED

# It is rumoured that "Chuck Norris" is the username that cyber-entity Mikey-San uses when logging in to meatspace.

Well, if that proves true, it kind of ruins my "who would win in a fight, Mikey-San or Chuck Norris?" question.

no..instead you have mikey/chuk vs duke nukem

I think you guys have probably made Mikey-San's head explode by now.

But that question is easy. You can't nuke nothingness. If you kill Chuck then Mikey just creates a new form! Heck, Mikey would just keep respawning until Duke died from frustration and exhaustion!

(@Anti--yeah, we're getting pretty ridiculous at this point.)