http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...screenshot.png
Left and right corners and not even together. Stop selectively choosing to acknowledge only the things that serve your rant.

Sometimes, it is important to know when to walk around from a conversation.

If you use GNOME on Linux and want to try and get used to the mac-like environment without actually buying one to do so, try this:

Open a terminal and type gconf-editor.
After doing so, navigate in the left pane to /apps/metacity/general/.
There is a key in the right pane called button_layout; edit this key so that it reads close,maximize,minimize:menu and press Enter. Your buttons should be like that of the mac interface. This is for those using GNOME in Linux. Not sure about KDE or any other desktop environment/shell. There is also a tutorial out there to completely give your GNOME interface a make-over to look mostly, if not completely like a mac.

Go to http://www.howtoforge.com/mac4lin_ma...ook_like_a_mac. It will show you step-by-step instructions. It may be a lot of work, but why pay to try when it would only take about 5 minutes to complete the tutorial?

Good luck! :)