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specter 03-31-2008 04:05 PM
Is it really true that male and female philosophy and attitude towards life differ so greatly? Sometimes think that women are the creatures from another planet. Not all of course, but a few of them definitely are!

J Christopher 04-01-2008 12:53 AM
I've never met a person that knew as much as a mushroom. ;) :cool:

ArcticStones 04-01-2008 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by J Christopher (Post 461611)
I've never met a person that knew as much as a mushroom. ;) :cool:
"My God, it’s full of stars!
Hey, man, that must have been a magic mushroom."

Jay Carr 04-01-2008 02:19 PM
Italian food is great, but do you really want want pasta from a plumber who finds magic mushrooms by climbing through his own pipes?

specter 04-02-2008 08:24 AM
There's nothing better than a can of favourite beer chilled and a couple of fried chicken-wings. Best served on friday evenings

fazstp 04-13-2008 04:38 PM
I love the sound of the wind blowing through the leaves of a sheoak.

kel101 04-13-2008 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by specter (Post 461829)
There's nothing better than a can of favourite beer chilled and a couple of fried chicken-wings. Best served on friday evenings
alcohol = bad tut tut

mmmm chicken wings, and some bbq sauce, thats some good food right there..

Jay Carr 04-13-2008 05:50 PM
Green tea is the only thing that really relaxes me after a long day...

Jay Carr 04-23-2008 01:45 PM
Water always tastes better during finals week.

fazstp 04-23-2008 04:10 PM
Gonorrhea can lift 100,000 times it's body weight.

Cooperative Retraction of Bundled Type IV Pili Enables Nanonewton Force Generation

( I guess this should have gone in interesting but useless facts. )

Jay Carr 04-23-2008 04:13 PM
Random is as random does ;)

fazstp 04-28-2008 05:21 PM
Hobbies include: untying knots

Planarity

fazstp 09-01-2008 09:27 PM
Dentists must be on the receiving end of some really bad breath.

Jay Carr 09-01-2008 09:30 PM
I like keesh!

kel101 09-02-2008 06:16 AM
I dont like school

on a side note, how is this any better then chuck norris?

fazstp 09-03-2008 11:06 PM
Men are like cache, women are like backups.

Trouble is "Argument.doc" keeps reverting to previous versions.

ArcticStones 09-04-2008 01:05 AM
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I once heard someone jokingly use the term my fetus transporter when referring to his pregnant wife.

fazstp 09-04-2008 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ArcticStones (Post 491788)
I once heard someone jokingly use the term my fetus transporter when referring to his pregnant wife.
Knowing the many moods of pregnant women I'm going to assume he was out of ear-shot of said transporter.

ArcticStones 09-04-2008 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by fazstp (Post 491790)
Knowing the many moods of pregnant women I'm going to assume he was out of ear-shot of said transporter.
Quite the contrary. She stood right next to him -- and he said it with pride and love in his eyes!

But, granted, with a partner whom one fails to share a special humour, this would likely get you hung, drawn and quartered. :cool:

Jay Carr 09-04-2008 12:00 PM
Work and school are like oil and water. Except the oil is on fire and the water is evaporating.


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