You mean like what happened to my old Netgear router?

My gal and I like to say to each other, at moments like those, "OK, I'm putting a stack of dollar bills on the table..." Can't remember where we got that from, a movie or a tv show or a standup comic's routine. I figure if the waitron* comes up and asks me questions when my mouth is full, one dollar comes off the stack. If I ask to substitute a veggie for the fries, and they say "no", that costs 'em more than a buck. I let you slide if you say stuff like, WelcometoFerny'sFernBarMynameisjennaandi'mheretoserveyoutodaywouldyouliketotryourfabulousdeepfriedfatdrippingswithyouror der?", since they make you say that. My answer will be, "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?" :)

*there, I said it

What really chaps my @__ is buying a flatbed scanner and finding that the glass is dirty ... on the INSIDE.

we had these really crappy micro towers that we called pizza boxes at work, we were so glad to get rid of them. When we finally phased them out we wanted to take one to the park and play baseball with it, but since it was company property we just decided to dream about it.

nice pic btw