A quote for your pocket?
 

What with all the favorite quotes being posted I was wondering if anyone has suggestions for any that are short and snappy (and relevant) enough to fit on the back of an iPod?

2 lines of no more than 27 characters.

What would you or have you put on yours?

And is it worth £14.10 for laser engraving?

"Now hand my iPod back to me before I break your face."
or, a less menacing one
"Your name here."

I haven't read it, but I believe that the answer to everything from THHGTTG was "42". That could be good.

mebbe "carpe diem", and it would fit.

You have unleashed
the curse of Amen-Ra

Jesus
loves you.

apply on infected area

Ha!
"For Emergency Use Only"
"Contact physician in case of ingestion"

"Replace all divots"

"Is that a quote in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"


"Mind the Gap."

"For external use only"?

"Mines a large one"

"One Carefull owner"

"Don't you wish you had one"

"Hands off its not yours"

"If you can read this your too close"

---Zed :cool:

Madness takes its toll.
Please have exact change.

Next Rest Stop 500 Miles
This is only a test

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

"ain't skeerd, am redneck"

Jesus is coming, look busy.

I'd have to second just "42".
"Bad mother f...". (pulp fiction)
"iProd"
"this side down"
"stop checking yourself out" (since the back is mirrored)
"this space intentionally left blank"
"NOT A BOMB" (fun in the airport)
"made in Bangladesh" (or your favorite place; Azerbaijan if you're a Eddie Izzard fan)

v

HA! That's a good one.

Never trust a computer
bigger than you can lift.

Use the pod <luke/name>

--Zed :cool:

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

Don't cross the streams.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Study sincerity,
be what you seem.

She had nothing on but the radio.

You must be at least this tall to ride this ride.

Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.

it was like 'beep beep beep,'. And then, like, half my paper was gone, and I was like, 'huh?

:-)

fwhqwgads


(see homestarrunner.com if you dont get the last one)

A coworker's brother came up with a few:

To show someone while trying to talk to you:
"if you sounded like Bach, I'd take my headphones off"
"talk to the pod"
"i'm not listening"

Phelps this will self Destruct in 5 Seconds
 

Phelps this Tape will self Destruct in 5 Seconds

regrettably...
 

In Vino Veritas
In Weewee Wettus

It seems that someone already quoted HSR (or should I say Strong Bad) on their iPod.. "You are an ugly butt and your butt is stupid."

isn't that a rip of a bart prank call to moe?

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