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trumpet_999 02-16-2007 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by yellow (Post 64322)
Homer & Bart at the US Post Office..

Homer (in a sing song voice): "Hello, my name is mister Burns, I believe you have a letter for me."
PO Worker: "Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer (in a sing song voice): "I don't know.."
Now sitting on the steps in front of the USPS Homer looks at Bart and says:
"Pbbppht.. nice plan Bart."
Best...Quote...Ever

fazstp 02-25-2007 11:44 PM
Poochie: Hey, kids, always recycle... to the extreme! Busted!

fazstp 02-26-2007 01:35 PM
Otto: Most of my life I've had to live with the shame of being a screw-up. But now, as I stand here with the award for the district's safest bus driver well, it's like a dream come true.

Kids on bus: Otto, wake up!

tlarkin 03-09-2007 02:35 PM
Chief Wiggum: 911, this better be good!
Marge: I cut off my husbands thumb!
Chief Wiggum: Attempted murder!? You'll burn for this! Burn in jail!
Marge: It was an accident!
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, yeah. Save it for Dateline, Tuesday. What's your address, so I can come and arrest you.
Marge: Arrest me? My address! It's uum.... 1..2...3.... Fake Street!
Chief Wiggum: 123 Fake Street. Got it.


and

Homer: :gasp: Linguo..... dead!?
Linguo: Lingo...... is......... deeeeeeeeeaaaaaad.

and

Chief Wiggum: Here we are, 123 Fake Street. The home of knifey wifey!
Lou: Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.
Chief Wiggum: Haha sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy.

and

Homer: Awwww I thought he was a party robot!


okay im done for now

oroberts 03-10-2007 10:32 AM
Heir Auditions for Mr Burns' Fortune
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by schneb (Post 97479)

"Ooooh, he card read good."
Great Quote :D - Here's where it comes from:

Bart: Hello Mr Curns, I bad want money now, me sick.

Homer: Ooooh he card read good!

Bart: So pick me Mr Burns.

Homer: It's Curns stupid!

Marge: No it's not!

oroberts 03-10-2007 10:46 AM
Mr Burns - Finest Moments
 
Check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIFlc9eq5vM

The end of this video (with the boot) is one of my favourite Simpson bits! :D

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Just found the Post Office Clip!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kqAWWNZqjM&NR

Brilliant! :p

Sherman Homan 03-10-2007 01:18 PM
Groundskeeper Willy when substituting for a French class,

"Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!"

Wee_Guy 03-10-2007 05:40 PM
Quote:
Groundskeeper Willy when substituting for a French class,

"Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!"
Ha ha ha. I can just imagine that now...

Wee_Guy 03-10-2007 05:44 PM
Hey, those videos oroberts posted are funny too!

cwtnospam 03-10-2007 07:44 PM
I suppose I should have waited until next week for this one:
Quote:
C'mon, Moe. It's been St. Patrick's day for hours now
and I'm not drunk yet!
--Homer Simpson The Simpsons

schneb 03-12-2007 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oroberts (Post 364346)
Great Quote :D
I think the Burn's Heir episode, Apu fired from the QuickiMart, and Who Shot Montgomery Burns, are my four favorite episodes.

schneb 03-16-2007 02:23 PM
From "Clown Without Pity"

"Help Marge, the doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's making fun of me!"
(Marge urgently calls manufacturer support)
"Hello? Your doll is trying to kill my husband!-- yes, I'll hold"
(hold music heard over the phone)
"...everybody loves a clown, so why not you?"

johngpt 03-17-2007 08:05 PM
Not quite a quote, but a take off of the movie title:

Crouching Homer,
Hidden Donut

Wee_Guy 03-19-2007 03:58 PM
I don't know if this has already been posted but...


Marge's Mother (as a compliment): "Oh, you are the devil himself!"
Mr Burns: "WHO TOLD Y... ah, yes..."

louiselastic 03-21-2007 12:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by petey (Post 64243)
"Some folk'll never ____ and then again some folk'll. Like Cleatus the slack jawed yokel."

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(it's not just a vote. it's a question too. i've had that song in my head for months now, and i can never fill in the blank.)
This is also what really impressed me :D

oroberts 04-10-2007 06:54 PM
Just thought of this one!
 
Homer: Here's your package, Mr. Burns.

Burns: My name is the return address, you senseless
dunderpate. Smithers, who is this nincompoop?

Homer: [thinking] Oh, I've worked here for ten years and my boss doesn't
even know my name! Well, that's gonna change right now! [out
loud] My name is Homer J. Simp -- ow!

[Burns pushes a red button; a 1000g weight falls on Homer]


Burns: Hmm, sounded large when I ordered it. I can't make hide nor hair of these metric booby traps.


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