Chief Wiggum says: "Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!"

Homer says into the phone: "Quick operator, get me the number for 911!"

Scientist Guy: This can't be right, this man has 104% body fat! Hey, no eating in the tank!_
Homer: Go to hell.

ftp://ftp.smoovenet.com/pub/lardlad/...3/brother1.mp3

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

Allright yellow, here are some simpsons trivia questions, lets see how you line up.

1) Which character was originally a black person and later on became white (or yellow i guess)?

2) What was the original color of Moe's apron?

3) What state is Springfield in? They mentioned it once in one episode. I will give you a hint, there was a narrator. He said, "This small ____ family." It was the episode where they recapped over the simpsons family life.

Pink!

Yellow you are here by crowned UBER SIMPSONS GEEK.

Thanks. This is the proudest moment of my life. *sniff* I'm the only person I know that can actually answer 75% of the hard questions in the Simpsons Trivia game. **CHEER**

Dog Food
 

Homer: Well crying isn't gonna bring him back! Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!!

I can't believe I forgot this one:
 

Homer: 'I just wish once someone would call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."'

This is when homer gets that self help book, and one of the chapters says live everyday like its your last.

Homer: <crying sitting on a curb> I don't wana die!

Homer: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories.. Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that.. building.. thingy.. where our beds and T.V... is."

d'oh!

Homer: Looks like you're missing a wife.

Yeah! :p

Actually, the doh sound was already on the NeXT box; I used it (back in 1994) as the standard error sound!
The sound of glass breaking was also a good alarmer, but much more annoying. :cool:
I also like (and not only as a sound): Mmmm, beer!

Leo

Homer gets really fat so he can't work and collect disability.

He dials the phone.

Boo Doo Doop. (Operator) "We're sorry. The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm... now"

Bart: Yep, there's your answer, fishbulb

Cletus: Hey kids! We're havin' dinner t'night!

Cletus: Are you some kinda moe-ron?

Dear Die Hard,

You are totally awesome. Especially that scene on the roof.

PS Do you know Mad Max?

-Homer Simpson

Homer Dreaming!
Ahhh... Cobras....:eek:

Cletus: What time and how burnt?