I can't believe I forgot to put this one down

"See you in HELL candy boys!" Homer as he tosses a soda pop/pop rocks bomb.

Homer and Bart singing to Lisa, after they decide to have a BBQ and Lisa wants it to be vegetarian.

"You can't win friends with salad"

A cautious return then? ;)

Maybe...nothing like a good Simpsons quote thread to get some posting in. Are the Simpsons broadcast over where you are?

Bart, calling Moe's tavern: I'd like to speak to Amanda Hugginkiss.

Moe: Phone call for Amanda Hugginkiss. Amanda Hugginkiss?! Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?

Barney: Maybe your standards are too high.

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Ralph: Daddy, my nose is bleeding again.

Chief Wiggums: Well that's because you're picking it too much...or not enough.

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Ralph: I have TWO owies!

More Ralph quotes:

Eeeeverybody is Hugging!!............


"my cats breath smells like cat food"


"My cat sleeps in a drawer."

"So, um Lisa, do you like... stuff?"

"Umm... Miss Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulder."

"That's where I saw the leperchaun! He told me to burn things."


"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."

[edit] corrected the mistake yellow, guess you are the uber simpsons geek, and I am a lesser simpsons geek [/edit]

Homer: Moe I need your advice...
Moe: Yeah?
Homer:See I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe.. Junior.. Shabadoo?
Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.
Guy: *runs out of the bar, crying*
Barney: Aye! Joey Joe Joe!


Teehee! here

From the episode on right now -
Homer: "I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying ... but not when I am telling the truth!"

HAHAHAHAHA I totally forgot about that quote that one is hiliarious!

okay this one is long but none the less very funny.

Marge: (reading through an alcohalic pamplet)Homer do you ever hide beer around the house?
Homer: Do I ever (opens up the top of the toilet and there is a six pack of duff hidden in there)
Marge: Homer do you drink to escape reality?
Homer: is sing do-do-dodolololodo while imagining himself being very buff and flexing his muscles.
Marge: (they are in bed and the lights are just turned off) Do you have to drink to go to sleep?
Homer: (doesn't answer and you hear a beer can open)
Marge: What was that?
Homer: I said, Psssst I love you.

I cannot believe I forgot this one until now. This has to be one of my all time favorite quotes. Infact my friends and I used to say this quote back and forth about all kinds of different things all the time.

Marge: Is this Branson?
local man: No, this is Bronson Missouri
Marge: Okay thanks
(camera pans over to a boy and his mom walking down the street)
Boy: Hey Ma! how bout some cookies?
Mom: No dice.
Boy: This, ain't, over...

I think I must have said that no dice quote 1000 times at least.

This is the worst thread ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!

tlarkin, are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are making me laugh.

And now, I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.


Sigh. I really hate that I identify so much with the Comic Book Guy. Worst role model ever.

Heh.. more surly comentary from the Comic Book Guy:

Comic Book Guy: Oh please. If I wanted to hear mindless droning I'd befriend an air conditioner.
Moe: Oh now he's raggin' on air conditioners.
Carl: Hey they keep us cool in the summer, pal.
Lenny: Get 'em!!

Listen here

Just curious are any of you guys out there family guy fans? I love that show as well, reminds me of the simpsons.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...s=dvd&n=507846

:D

Having been born & rasied a Rho-dylan (RI), I like any show that pokes fun at my wee home state.
"Biggest Little State in the Union!"

CM Burns: What is the use of money if you can't inspire fear in your fellow man?

Can I ask a silly question? How is this a poll?

originally i was going to make it a poll, but I could not decide on a certain number of simpsons quotes to make it a poll. Then I tried to see if it would be able to make it so that each person could add their own quote to the poll. you cannot do that. so it ended up not being a poll. not to mention it would take hours to plug in all the simpsons quotes i knew off hand. sorry i wasn't thinking when i made this thread

:)

When Rainer Wolfcastle is off set from shooting a movie and you see his silouette in the trailer through the window. He takes off his muscle suit and hangs it on a coat hanger and says:

"No one must know"

"That gun had a hold on me. It gave me a feeling of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun."

--Homer