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benwiggy 05-21-2011 07:08 AM

Are we all still here?
 
So, no rapture, then?

Whenever anyone predicts the end of the world, I always think it's important to give them as much publicity afterwards as before. Follow-up interviews.

"So..... any thoughts on why it didn't happen? Bad maths? Or perhaps God's wisdom wasn't really revealed to you, eh?"

Most psychological studies indicate that these people resolve the cognitive dissonance by such things as "our prayers saved the world". (Which calls for some pretty large theological hand-waving in itself.)

renaultssoftware 05-21-2011 08:53 AM

Matthew 24:36 "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
Matthew 24:42-44 "Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him."

Hopefully I'm not breaking rules by posting Scripture.

appleman_design 05-21-2011 10:10 AM

im kinda here…thxs for asking

freelunch 05-21-2011 12:00 PM

Benwiggy: Don't give up so easy! The guy who predicted this said 6 pm. He lives in Oakland, CA. So, you'll be fast asleep when it happens...

benwiggy 05-21-2011 12:02 PM

God, being an Englishman, uses GMT, surely!

aehurst 05-21-2011 04:01 PM

He is a very old man. Surely, we can forgive him for being one day off. The real end starts Sunday at 6pm local, when an earthquake drops California into the sea.

BTW, his little non-profit organization has assets of $104 million. Guess that makes predicting "doom" a recession proof business?

benwiggy 05-21-2011 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aehurst (Post 623758)
He is a very old man. Surely, we can forgive him for being one day off.

God, or Harold Camping?

aehurst 05-21-2011 07:28 PM

We were watching the evening news as the appointed hour arrived. The newscaster noted that the world had not ended, to which our 14 year old says, "What's he talking about, the world doesn't end till December 21, 2012!"

We explained, "Oh, that's the other end of the world."

aehurst 05-21-2011 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by benwiggy (Post 623762)
God, or Harold Camping?

Ha. Guess they're both a day older now, but only one of them is surprised at that. :)

freelunch 05-22-2011 04:06 AM

I guess there are a few believers out there trying to get their old jobs back today.

renaultssoftware 05-22-2011 08:01 AM

I was in town when it was supposed to happen. I thought of bringing a set of clothes and leaving them on the sidewalk. :D

I wonder if the pastor will take attendance today?

aehurst 05-22-2011 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by renaultssoftware (Post 623812)
......
I wonder if the pastor will take attendance today?

......... and they'll pass the plate, too.

pgr 05-22-2011 09:54 AM

I'm not sure if it ended or not, but I keep seeing all the same people today so I guess if it did I'm with them (wherever they are) but my Mac is still working ;)

pgr

NovaScotian 05-22-2011 11:07 AM

Predicting doomsday has been a cottage industry for eons -- there are lists of past doomsdays, each predicted from sacred texts of some kind somewhere. What blows my mind is the news story that some guy in NYC cashed in all of his chips ($140K) so he could buy advertising to warn others.

renaultssoftware 05-22-2011 01:48 PM

Score one for Harold Camping

fazstp 05-22-2011 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by renaultssoftware (Post 623812)
I thought of bringing a set of clothes and leaving them on the sidewalk. :D

LOL. Why didn't I think of that? :D

aehurst 05-23-2011 01:58 PM

Come on, Harold, cheer up. You made one little mistake, it's not the end of the world! :)

renaultssoftware 05-23-2011 02:53 PM

"C'est pas la fin du monde si le monde finit pas." - French quote passed around on Friday

roncross@cox.net 05-23-2011 09:05 PM

These people would be more accurate in predicting the end of their life. Predicting the end of the world is much much harder to do.

renaultssoftware 05-24-2011 07:27 AM

"I predict the world will end somewhere between now and infinity." Pastor Shawn Browning

aehurst 05-24-2011 09:02 AM

Pastor now says he was off a few months due to a math error. The new, revised end of the world is now October 21, 2011... not 2012, but later this year.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_apocalypse_saturday

Amazing.

freelunch 05-24-2011 12:11 PM

The man is 89. One of these days, he's gonna get it right!

renaultssoftware 05-25-2011 07:36 AM

According to the Bible, this guy's a false prophet and should be stoned to death. :D


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